REFLECTOR: Airplane -VS- Women

[PVTPIL8 at aol.com]

Thought many of you might like this since you probably spend is much time  
with your plane as me.  
 
Steve
XL-RG N787SB
Subject: Airplanes and  women

Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than  women:

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her  time.

2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3)  Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

4) Airplanes don't  object to a preflight inspection

5) Airplanes come with manuals to  explain their operation.

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance  limitations.

7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8)  Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9) Airplanes don't care about how many  other airplanes you've flown 
before.

10) Airplanes and pilots both  arrive at the same time.

11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other  airplanes.

12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane  magazines.

13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14) Airplanes  don't comment on your piloting skills.

15) Airplanes don't whine unless  something is really wrong.

16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just  like women,
it's usually not good.

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