REFLECTOR: Airplane -VS- Women

[Phil Hooper]

You are living very dangerously.  There are surely women on this list.  ;-}

 

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From: reflector-bounces at tvbf.org [mailto:reflector-bounces at tvbf.org] On
Behalf Of PVTPIL8 at aol.com
Sent: Sunday, June 12, 2005 8:41 AM
To: reflector at awpi.com; reflector at tvbf.org
Subject: REFLECTOR: Airplane -VS- Women

 

Thought many of you might like this since you probably spend is much time
with your plane as me.  

 

Steve

XL-RG N787SB

Subject: Airplanes and women

Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection

5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown 
before.

10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women,
it's usually not good.

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