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REFLECTOR: Iraqi one liners, Desert Humor




Iraq One Liners...

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
Turkey.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign Ambassador.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of

$800,000.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52...F-16...B-2...F-15...

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud missile?
Aeroflot has killed more people.

Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
They need a map.

Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their Air Force.